by The Hoarsemen
Created: 2009-04-25 00:55:03
add us to your comp list, show us to your green room, and until we meet again, may you hold ale in the palm of your hand
------------------------- Coming Soon...Hoarsemen Aleby Hoarsemen
Created: 2009-02-02 12:32:07
ask not whether you can get a piece, but whether you got peace for it
------------------------- Be Safe
by Sonny Ray
Created: 2008-12-22 12:24:39
For all you young bucks and buckettes out there...have your o-ring installed in minutes.
------------------------- Two Mildly Subversive & Chaotic Activities for College Students
by The Hoarsemen
Created: 2008-09-09 18:10:05
1. Sit on a bench near a main campus walkway on the day that high school seniors come to check out the college. As tour groups pass by have loud conversations about orgies in dorm rooms, bug infestations, etc.
2. Use the word "college" as a code word for beer/alcohol. If adults hear you say "we should get some college later" they'll just think it's some slang phrase they don't know. Also, statements like "I love college!" and "We should have college every day!" work well when someone's parents may be in the next room.
------------------------- i'm gonna be rich!by loosey
Created: 2008-08-11 13:42:21
look:
Dear Beloved,
Due to the sudden death of my husband General Abacha the former head of state of
Nigeria in June 1998, I have been thrown into a state of hopelessness by the
present administration.I have lost confidence with anybody within my country. Due to security network
placed on my daily affairs I cant visit the embassy so that is why I have
contacted you. My husband deposited $12.6million dollars with a security firm
abroad whose name is witheld for now till we communicate. I will be happy if
you can receive this funds and keep it safe I assure you 20% of this fund. I
will need your telephone/mobile numbers so that we can commence communication.
Sincerely Yours
Hajia Mariam.
by Sonny Ray
Created: 2008-06-23 09:32:06
Stacks of shrinkwrapped CD's are too slippery goddamnit! Am I supposed to flour my hands before dealing with this shit? Get some texture to them shrinkwrap rolls. Don't tell me you can't do anything with plastics!
------------------------- thanks to wikipediaby loosie
Created: 2008-06-18 20:36:41
i know lots of stuff
does this do it for you?
Emetophilia is a sexual fetish in which an individual is aroused by vomiting or observing others vomit. When emetophiles put emetophilia into practice by actually vomiting, especially on a partner, it is called a Roman shower, after the supposed frequent induction of vomiting at Roman feasts.
Some emetophiles find the act of vomiting arousing; for them, the sequence of "spasm, ejaculation, relief" in vomiting is erotically charged. Other emetophiles are aroused by seeing and/or hearing others vomit. Some desire a partner who will vomit on them, while others wish to induce vomiting in a partner, or even force them to vomit. Of course, most emetophiles have more than one of these desires, in various combinations.
In some cases, emetophilia is directly related to vorarephilia. The emetophile fantasizes that he or she is consumed by the person who is vomiting, and imagines him/herself as covered by the contents of the person's stomach while within the stomach of the person who is the target of their fantasy.
by loose
Created: 2008-05-29 22:50:53
12 oz bottle poured into a snifter a beautiful copper gold with ruby outline, very clear.. small off-white head lasted for a bit... i actually said out loud 'now thats a pretty sight' i smell hops i smell flowers i smell hops i smell alcohol i smell hops i smell pine i smell hops bitter, not in a bad way but a very obvious one... there is strong citrus rind, maybe some nuts ... a nice wave of flowers, then the hoppiness - one time i sucked a handful of advils because i was out of tic tacs and, like the daredevil i am, didn't spit them out quick enough... i had a flashback of acetaminophen mouth that would be my only complaint here, but as far as complaints go its legitimate i was thinking, when would i want this? and instead of the typical 'oh, i had a hard day at the office, beer me' type situation, i was thinking if i was in some sunny yet breezy climate like northern california, and i was driving home say mid-afternoon (an early day at the office) and accidentally ran over a homeless man who was traversing the shoulder in a blind curve, and i panic and decide to drive the body to a secluded yet rocky grove and spend all afternoon into early evening burying him... when i left and i was exhausted, sweaty and dirty and had skin scraped from my knuckles... then i would love one, two, three, four or five of these Serving type: bottle Reviewed on: 05-28-2008 23:12:21 at beeradvocate.com
------------------------- Recipe #1by Long Division
Created: 2008-05-29 14:15:32
Wanted to pass along a little recipe I developed and executed this past Memorial Day for Cicero Jones’ rooftop extravaganza in Bushwick. The response was overwhelmingly positive. It’s an original recipe…when you see recipes posted up on here, you can bet they’ll be original and not ripped off of the Internet or the Food Network.
MEDITERRANEAN BISON BURGERS
3 lbs. ground buffalo meat
½ large white onion, minced
1 bulb garlic
6 oz. crumbled feta cheese
1 large handful of parsley (washed, drained, chopped)
1 large handful of dill (washed, drained, chopped)
4 tbsp. paprika
3 tbsp. fresh-ground black pepper
2 tbsp. cumin
1 tbsp. coriander
3 tbsp. Worcestershire sauce
1 tbsp. salt
2 eggs, beaten
1-2 cups breadcrumbs
2 cups vine-ripened tomatoes, chopped into 1-inch pieces
10 pitas or flatbreads
2 large handfuls of mint (washed, drained, chopped)
12 oz. plain Greek yogurt
2 lemons
2 handfuls of pine nuts
1-2 sticks of butter sliced into 1/8"-1/2" segments
1. Set oven to preheat at 400°F. Peel outer layers of garlic bulb off; refrain from detaching individual cloves from the bulb. Place the denuded bulb into an oven-safe pot and drizzle olive oil over the entire bulb. When the oven is preheated, place in oven. Remove after 30-35 minutes. Set aside and let cool.
2. In a large mixing bowl, combine buffalo meat, onion, feta cheese, parsley, dill, paprika, black pepper, cumin, Worcestershire sauce, salt, eggs and pine nuts. Take the roasted garlic bulb and individually squeeze each clove directly over the mixing bowl, until the soft roasted garlic oozes out of each clove and into the mixture. Mix until homogenous. Begin adding breadcrumbs while continuing to blend the mixture, creating a mixture with a consistency that is neither too sticky nor too crumbly to mold patties with. Cover the mixing bowl and place in the refrigerator for 10 minutes.
3. Juice the lemons, removing all seeds, and combine the lemon juice with the yogurt and dill. Whisk until homogenous. Cover and refrigerate.
4. To create your patties, remove the mixing bowl from the refrigerator and grab a scoop of meat-blend. The initial scoop should be about 2/3 the size of the patty you want to make. Mold into rough burger shape and create an indentation in the center (like where a donut-hole would be if it were a donut). Take a slice of butter (size depending on the size of your patty) and place it directly in that indentation. Take some more meat, about half as much as you did initially, and cover the indentation with it. Sculpt the meat around the butter, as if the butter were the center of a jelly donut. Pat around the patty until it seems compact and tight. Make anywhere from 10 to 15 patties depending on how big you want them to be.
5. Grill over high heat, the way you would any burger. Bison meat tends to overcook easily, but the butter in the center of the patty, along with the herbs and other ingredients, helps keep it from drying out.
6. Place each burger into one pita (or fold into one flatbread). Scoop the diced tomatoes on top and then drizzle with mint-yogurt-lemon sauce.
by deez nuts
Created: 2008-05-27 11:37:34
your mother loves deez nuts
------------------------- Twilightby Long Deez
Created: 2008-05-09 18:46:02
Twas Brillig and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe All mimsy were the Hoarsemen bros And the momeraths outgrabe
------------------------- Where We Draw the Lineby Sonny Ray
Created: 2008-05-09 08:59:26
In case you're wondering, we will never, ever do a song for a cable commercial.
------------------------- Anti-Hangover Drinksby Sonny Ray
Created: 2008-04-23 15:20:34
So did anyone remember feeling NOT hung over on Friday morning after drinking an Urban Detox @ Fontana's?
------------------------- Rowdy Springtime Behaviorby Humphrey Hogart
Created: 2008-04-10 22:17:19
More is what they're asking for. Can you see that?
------------------------- help me outby loosey
Created: 2008-04-08 20:46:23
would you assume its ok to take an antibiotic with a glass of scotch if the glass of scotch had a lot of ice in it ?
------------------------- Getting Readyby Sonny Ray
Created: 2008-04-08 20:20:33
One week til launch folks...and nine days til liftoff at the Hoarsemen Album Release Party!!!! Check "Tour" for details.
------------------------- is this thing on?by Long Division aka Cripplogic aka Maximum Mankind a
Created: 2008-03-21 13:05:39
Yeah baby ETB since 2003
------------------------- Another blog postby Sonny Ruh
Created: 2008-03-20 23:02:38
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHIT!!!!
------------------------- this is my first entryby deez nuts
Created: 2008-03-20 22:05:42
your mother loves deez nuts
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